Redneck - You Might Be A Redneck If....

your brothers convinced you were an only child
your porch collapsed and killed more than three dogs
you know more state penitentiaries than state capitals
you have ever been accused of lying through your tooth
your honeymoon was featured on "Cops"
you think fast food is hitting a deer at 55 mph
you think *Nsync is where your dirty dishes are
you look in your rearview mirror and all you see are dogs
your in-laws are outlaws
you owe the taxidermist more than your annual income
you ever brought roadkill to show-and-tell
you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty
you've ever made change in the offering plate
you go to family reunions to meet women
an episode of "Walker, Texas Ranger" changed your life
your mother genuinely admires your girlfriend's tattooes
you've ever used a barstool as a walker
you and your dog use the tree at the end of the corner
both your dog and your wallet are on a chain

Rating: 3.39