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Sick - Button #3

On an airplane there is a mens and womens bathroom. The guys bathroom was broken so they had to use the womans. Well, this man has to go to the bathroom so he stands up and walks to the back of the plane. Before he goes in, the attendant tells him not to press #3. The man takes a dump and pushes #1; this thing comes out and wiped his ass. "Wow," he exclaims, "we don't have THAT in the mens room!" Intrigued, he decides to press #2; the toilet flushes and air freshener is released. "Intresting," he thinks. Then he says to himself, "I have to know what #3 does." and presses it. The next day he woke up in the hospital! #3 was a tampon remover.

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