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Sex - Peter An The Nuns

Saint Peter goes to a convent, gathers the nuns in a row and asks the first:
"Have you ever touched a penis?"
"Yes, with this little finger" She answers
"Ok, wash it with holy water so your sin will be erased"
To the second nun, the same question:
"Yes, with this little hand" she answers showing her hand
"Ok, wash it with holy water so your sin will be erased"
The nun in the fourth place skips a place to the thirth, Saint Peter asks her:
"What do you think you're doing?
"Look, Saint Peter; If I have to drink holy water, I preffer doing it before Sor Mary washes her ass.

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