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Science - Tech Support Lines You Hope To Never Hear

"Do you have a sledgehammer or a brick handy?"

"That's right, not even MacGyver could fix it."

"So--what are you wearing?"

"We'll send Mr. Chuck Norris out right away!"

"Duuuuuude! Bummer!"

"Looks like you're gonna need some new dilithium crystals, Cap'n."

"Press 1 for Support. Press 2 if you're with 60 Minutes. Press 3 if you're with the FTC."

"We can fix this, but you're gonna need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape, and a car battery."

"In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect."

"Hold on a second... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!"

"Please hold for Mr. Gates' attorney."

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