You would rather be

  insulting people
  a generally good person
  playing video games
  flirting with guys/girls
  drinking coffee!!!!!!!!
  playing with my imaginary friend

Your worst nightmare would include

  getting rejected by someone
  no food for two hours!
  no coffee!!!!
  everyone being mad at me at once!
  no video games for 3 hours!!!!!!!
  being majorly exposed somehow

My friends would describe me as

  flirty, shy, and majorly dirty
  a major jerk
  overly cheerful
  paranoid, stressed, and crazy
  a nice person with values
  your normal everyday person

OMG YOU KILLED KENNY!!!!!!!!!!

  YAAAAAY
  hey thats my line!!!!
  aaahhh!!!
  you bastards!
  ---------------
  oh no!! is.... is he okay?

Say something. Anything.

  dont push me
  well hey there fellas!
  AAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!! OH SWEET JESUS! THATS TOO MUCH PRESSURE!!!
  what the hell do you want me to say?
  f*** off
  mmmmmffffffffffffmmm

My hair color is

  red
  brown
  i prefer no one knows
  black
  its yellow. not blonde, yellow
  blonde

what do you hate the most?

  meanies
  gnomes *shiver*
  death
  my sister
  cartman
  kyle

a homeless person runs up to you and says gimme your money. you

  give him your money then run off
  yell "MMMMFFMMFFFMMM!" then run off
  run away right then
  have an absolute freak attack
  yell f*** off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  sock him in the mouth and then run to your mom

the girl/guy you like comes up to you. you

  aahhh!! TOO MUCH PRESSURE!!!!!
  puke
  run away!!!!!!
  flirt, flirt, and flirt some more
  tease and insult them
  say nervously "i was wondering if you wanna do something later?"