How often do you smoke weed?

  Whenever I have the perfect occasion and theirs no worries of being caught
  When I'm with my friends or at a party
  A few times a week
  Everyday
  At least 3 times a day

The type of weed I buy is...

  Don't buy weed, smoke my friends
  I'm not keeping weed at my place, what if it gets raided by the cops
  I buy schwag, its cheap and gets me high
  I only smoke the dankest nug

If I'm at the fireworks for the 4th of July, I...

  Enjoy the show without weed
  Don't even think of smoking, people are everywhere I could get caught
  Blaze up before I come to the fireworks and enjoy the show
  I come blazed, get more blazed when I'm there, and get blazed when I leave

When I'm stoned I think about...

  How freaken out of it I am
  How I'm going to get caught and I shouldn't have smoked
  How peacefully everything is and how there are no cares or worries anymore
  The same things I always think about cause I'm always baked, real question is what do I think about when I'm not stoned

Out of these groups which is my favorite to listen to when stoned

  Led Zeppelin
  Pink Floyd
  Bone Thugs-n-Harmony
  Nirvana
  Lil Wayne
  Can't listen to music, would make it obvious I'm stoned

When I smoke weed I...

  Have no other plans, do whatever
  Worry about getting caught and hide in my room
  Just kick back and do nothing
  Do everything I normally do, just do it stoned

I think about weed...

  Not to often
  Whenever someone has it and I worry about getting caught
  Whenever I hear certain songs or see certain movies or places
  All the time, it is always on my mind

I think that weed...

  Is good for social cituations, but shouldn't be frequently used
  Can drive someone insane with paranoia
  Is the best way to melo you out and make you forget about life's problems
  Is a way of life, everyone should smoke weed and we all would be much happier

How stoned are you right now?

  I'm not at all
  This quiz is a trick to arrest people for marijuana use isn't it
  I'm a little kiffed from earlier
  I'm blazed off my a**, this quiz has taken an eternity