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Can you get kicked out of Walmart?
You are shopping and need to be as good as can be so you don't get kicked out of Walmart.
You park at Walmart. You notice someone has dropped their groceries.
Help them pick up their groceries
Steal his/her stuff
Scream "Why did you do that?"
Throw something at the person
You walk into Walmart and notice an employee waving at you.
I smack him
I kick him
I smell him
I walk away
I pull his hair
I wave back and start my shopping
You need dog food. To the pet aisle!
I scream "My chipmunks!"
I run through the aisle murmuring to myself like a crazy person
I lay on the bags
I slap a random customer
I grab the dog food and leave
I climb the shelves and jump off
You have to use the restroom so you walk into the bathroom.
I pee in the sink
I lock all of the stalls
I do my business, wash my hands, and leave
I pull all the paper towels out of the dispenser
I bang on an occupied stall and complain to the person
I eat trash out of the garbage can
While walking to the frozen food section, you see a DVD stand displaying the latest movies.
I walk past it
I pull all the movies out and throw them at customers
I kick it down and jump on it screaming: "Squirrels!!!!!"
I grab a movie I like and continue going to the frozen food section
I scream at it
I spit on the floor
You reach the frozen food and need chocolate ice cream.
I slip on the floor about a million times
I take a pail of ice cream
I go in a freezer and shut the door behind me
I take my shirt off and throw it at someone
I pull some items out of another cart
I open a bottle of chocolate syrup and squirt it everywhere
You must pick out a book for your friend. His party is that weekend.
I get him a barbie
I get him a lego set
I open the lego sets and spill the pieces everywhere
I damage the packaging to some random toys
I grab a toy nerf gun and shoot a guy in the back
I sit on a shelf
You see a very comfortable couch on display.
I walk away
I lounge on the couch
I open my ice cream and smear it on the couch
I jump on the couch
I kick the couch so it breaks
I pick my boogers and wipe them on the couch
When you are in line to checkout you are next to some chocolate bars.
I eat them
I buy one
I stand in line
I open them
I put some in the cart of the lady behind me
I spit on my hand and rub my hand on the candy bars
You are checking out and the clerk has so many piercings! She has one on her nose, one on her lip, and three on each ear.
I ask her about her piercings
I pull on her nose ring
I put my items on the conveyor belt and check out
I call her a dude
I push all the buttons on the cash register
I ask her if she knows the way to the tattoo parlor
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