Welcome! How may you advertise?

  Hi! I love kids and give me a try with them! :D
  I hate kids so if you hire me I'll be sure to give them an hourly dose of tor- I mean.. fun! hehe..
  HIRE MEH PLZZZ I NEED MONEY!

Time to introduce yourself!

  Hi! My name is (your name) and I will be your babysitter!
  Wassup. My name is (yourname) and I'll be takin' care of you people.
  GO TO BED! (Kids: but its 12:00 PM!)

Parents are about to leave! What do you ask them?

  When are you coming back?
  Phone number, emergency number, allergies, what time they go to bed
  Do you have any Doritos?

Once the kids finish eating, they want to go to the park. What do you answer?

  Wait until their food settled down, then go to the park!
  NO!
  I'm too lazy.

Once you get to the park, you play tag but Rebecca falls and scrapes her elbow! What do you do?

  Carry her home and tell the kids to follow you!
  They stayed home.
  Patch it up with leaves and twigs
  Yell "MAN UP!" (She starts to cry)

(if you went to the park, you get home and..)You watch a Movie! What do you watch?

  Moana
  Inside Out
  Suicide Squad
  The Visit

Dinner time! What do you eat?

  MORE FRIED CHICKENNNNN
  Mini Tacos, Baby Carrots, and Water
  Some Beer that you found in the back of a secret cabinet (0-0)

Time for bed! What do you do?

  Shove toothpaste in their mouths with water (Kids: -gurgling noises-)
  Brush their teeth, Read a story, tuck them in, and say good night! <3
  Throw them in bed without cleaning their teeth.

Parents come home! Give them news.

  They were amazing! 10 bucks and hour!
  They were DISGUSTING!!! 50 bucks and hour! p.s i raided ur stuff so yea

Bye and have a good day!

  Peace
  boi
  hola