Do you say chitas every day?

  Yes
  No
  Sometimes
  I try to
  Most days
  Yeah, right

How often do you write a letter to the Rebbe?

  Once a month
  Once a week
  What are you, a tzfati?
  Ummm...on chassidishe yamim tovim
  I'm not up to there yet
  Whenever I feel a need to.

When was the last time you were at a farbrengen?

  The last shabbos mevarchim
  The last chassidishe yom tov
  Last year
  I don't like farbrengens
  Who goes to those things anyways?
  The last time there was one!

How many times a day do you daven?

  3
  2
  1

Do you say Rambam?

  Sefer Hamitzvos
  One Perek
  Three Perakim
  Not there yet
  When I have time, I try to
  Rambam? Since when do you have to say that?

Do you read non-Jewish materials?

  Yes, what's wrong with it?
  No-assur!
  Yes, but I screen it very carefully, and only when I have no choice.
  Only the news.
  Very rarely.
  I try not to...but sometimes it sneaks in.

How often do you learn a sicha?

  Once a week
  Once a month
  Whenever I see an opportunity
  Twice a month
  I learn a little a day
  Only when my mashpia makes me!

Have you memorized any Tanya?

  One or two perakim
  Waste of tiime....
  Three to five perakim
  I'm too lazy
  I memorized it and then forgot it
  More than five perakim

Do you think the Rebbe is proud of you?

  I hope so...
  No, why should he be?
  Who cares?
  I try to make him proud....
  I'm a proud chassid-wannabe...not a chassid yet, but trying really hard!
  I would like to think so, but the truth is, probably not!