Are you a LOSER?

How old are you?
Under 13
13 to 16
17 to 20
21 to 25
26 to 30
31 to 40
41 to 50
51 to 115

Where do you live?
A large city
A small city
A town
Out in the country

What is the meaning of life?
PARTY!!!
Go to school, get a job, and retire happily
Find and be with that special someone
There isn't one
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Which of these activities sounds the most fun?
Sky diving
Fishing
Bowling
Beer drinking
Online chatting
Sleeping

Think of the last party you attended. What mostly was going on there?
Never been to a party
Beer drinking
Gaming (computer, board, etc...)
Movie watching
Dancing and socializing
Fighting

Again, think of that last party you were at. Where were you?
Never been to a party
In the middle of it all
Somewhere along the outskirts
Watching it through a window

If you were offered the following jobs, all of which paid the same, which would you pick?
Computer programmer
Engineer
Doctor
Lawyer
Movie star
Professional golfer

Do you wear glasses?
No
No, but I do wear contacts
Yes, because I have to
Yes, because I look better in them

How many friends do you have?
Less than 4
4 to 6
7 to 8
More than 8

Do you pick your nose?
Yes, whenever needed
Yes, but never in public
No way! That's gross!

How do you handle gas?
Hold it in until nobody is around
Let it sneak out
Fart PROUDLY, but only around those you know
Proudly FART anywhere!

This quote, "A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?" Is from which movie?
Weird Science
Napoleon Dynamite
Revenge of the Nerds

If you had to watch these movies, which would you watch first?
Star Trek: The Motion Picture
Independence Day
Titanic
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial

Do you consider yourself a LOSER?
Yes
No way!
Nah, I'm just part of the crowd
I've never been a loser! I'm so cool!

Are you racist?
Yes
I'm a little uncomfortable around others of different race
No, some of my best friends are of different race

What do you think of homosexuals?
Unacceptable
I'm ok with them, but keep away from me
We are all created equal

What do you think of heterosexuals?
Unacceptable
I'm ok with them, but keep away from me
We are all created equal

Do you have any piercings?
No
Yes, just in the ears
Yes, in a few other places
Yes, anywhere that can be pierced

Do you have any tattoos?
No
Yes, a few inconspicuous ones (ie on legs, upper arm, back)
Yes, and meant to be seen by all

When drinking with friends, what do you feel like the next day?
I don't drink
I only have a few so I feel ok
Slight hangover; nothing that water and some food couldn't cure
Like crap, can barely get out of bed
I drink so much, I don't have hangovers anymore

Look at this image:



What does it look like?
A stupid ink blot
Something sexual
An animal
People

What is your primary form of communication with other people?
Email
The phone (cell, land-line, etc...)
Blogging
Face to face

What time do you typically wake up on a weekday?
Before or at 8am
Before or at 10am (select if you work shift work)
Before or at noon
Before or at 2pm
Sometime after 2pm

Do you have more people friends or animal friends?
More people friends
More animal friends
Not even animals can stand me!

Do you practice being cool when nobody is around?
Yes
Yes, and I still come off looking like a dork!
No, I am just so cool that I don't have to practice
No, I do what I do

How did you find this loser quiz?
I finished another test on this site and checked out the other quizzes
An Internet search engine
A link was emailed to me
Weblog or newsgroup

If you end up scoring as a Total Loser, will you tell others (you get a graphic at the end to share with others)?
Yes
No