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A TAIL

Do You Want A Tail?

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Re: A TAIL

Postby The_Psycho » Thu Oct 02, 2008 8:49 pm

There's different severities of furry. It ranges from simply a fetish to a severe mental disorder known as "Target Practice" in which people believe that they are animals. And dress up as animals, and go to parties dressed up in giant mascot suits (their "Fursona"), and replace the term "wife" with "mate" and "sexual intercourse" with "yiffing"... which they do while wearing their mascot suits...

Then you've got the maniacs who treat it as some sort of special gift/religion type thing...
A Furry wrote: My son doesn't want to be home schooled... Help?: Today, during our scheduled furry hour in which my mate and I educate our son on Furdom, he not only hesitated, but outright refused to take part in our regular activities.
Saying "I don't want to learn about this stupid furry stuff anymore, I want to go school like all the other kids."
I tried to explain to him that this "furry stuff" wasn't stupid. And that the public school system doesn't respect us and our beliefs, but he just wouldn't listen. What should I do?


The answer, obviously, seek out your local mental hospital. THINK OF THE CHILDREN!


Oh, and then there's the ones who growl at the dentist and try to bite their tools. Then complain when they get their tongue stabbed.
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Re: A TAIL

Postby Affray » Thu Oct 02, 2008 9:27 pm

These people are quite odd.
Being animalistic is one thing, wearing furry suits and ploughing other people in furry suits is odd.
But on the other hand, mascots are people too.
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Re: A TAIL

Postby house4eva » Fri Oct 03, 2008 7:28 am

thats the last thing i would have expected to hear, but then the human mind can be very wierd..... like mines...but im not mental.

if my child ever became like that i would slap the insanilty out of him!!

seriously........
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Re: A TAIL

Postby Affray » Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:59 am

Im not so sure if insanity can be slapped out, you might need a bat for that, with nails in it.
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Re: A TAIL

Postby chuck norris » Fri Oct 03, 2008 1:56 pm

or a bull whip...
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Re: A TAIL

Postby house4eva » Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:37 pm

:lol: hehehe...thanks for the advice guys, i'll keep it in mind! :P

*heavy sigh*....

to have a tail or not
that is the question
weather is is nobler to suffe........

cant remember the rest

wait, why the hell i am quoting shakespeare :roll:
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Re: A TAIL

Postby GrayWolf » Mon Oct 06, 2008 6:44 pm

Dude I soooo totally want a tail! One of those wolf tails,.........because wolves are cool 8) hence my username..lol
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Re: A TAIL

Postby welshnerd » Sun Dec 14, 2008 6:23 pm

In all fairness we all still do have a tail. It is called the coccyx.
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Re: A TAIL

Postby chuck norris » Sun Dec 14, 2008 6:28 pm

that's not so much a tail as it is the remains of one.
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Re: A TAIL

Postby house4eva » Mon Dec 15, 2008 12:40 pm

:shock: we do?? how comes i havent seen it? were??
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Re: A TAIL

Postby Spock » Mon Oct 19, 2009 2:03 pm

Sure. A tail would be cool. But, if we all had tails, then the topic here would be "what if we didn't have a tail" instead.
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