1)
How fast can you run a mile?
under 15 mins
under 10 mins
under 7 mins!
do I have to run?
2)
Do you know how to swim?
sort of
no, but i'm a fast learner...
sure!
my friends call me aqua-man
3)
Can you use a sail boat?
I've built yachts in my latter day.
ummm...yes?
how hard can it be?
if it has an engine, then yes I can sail it!
4)
5)
Can you ride a motorcycle?
I own one currently
I ride for fun sometimes
like...successfully?
I prefer my own methods of suicide thank you!
6)
Do you feel you can you handle yourself in a fight with no weapons?
look, I jab and move and wait for the calvary to arrive!
come get some!
I can hold my own if i have to.
I heard punching can hurt your knuckles.
7)
Do you know how to handle a gun?
I can shoot with the best of them!
does C.O.D count?
accuracy is overrated.
I own more guns than teeth...
8)
You are alone searching for a place to sleep for the night, you are about to enter an abandoned pool house just outside the city limits, choose your weapon of choice:
machete
golf club
bow (with 3 arrows)
.44 magnum revolver (4 bullets)
9)
The zombie apocalypse has begun 2 days ago and you are about to venture out, what do you do first?
go save my girlfriend and unite with friends and meet up at the local pub
go see if my parents are ok
hit up the nearest pawn shop by all means necessary
mole up in your home and wait for things to calm down
10)
Can you fly a plane/helicopter?
both son...that's right!
fly, yes land, no
I can't fly, but I did stay at a holiday inn last night!
no but i kicked butt in after burner
11)
Do you already have any survival training?
I regularly camp and frequently think about what ifs...
I'm stellar in Wii Fit Plus
I know where the nearest bomb shelter is from my home
seriously? I'm packing heat right now
12)
How many languages do you speak?
c+, C++, c#, vb...
4 or more!
2 or more
I'm still in the process of mastering english
13)
The apocalypse has just occurred and you are still at work in a 30 story building when things are getting out of hand, what do you do?
every man for himself, you know exactly where your guns are at your house
unite with a few of your closest coworkers to form a small hunting/survival party
get the hell out of dodge asap and try to communicate with whoever's left by electronics, everyone knows zombies don't do text...
stay with the majority, there is strength in numbers!
14)
You and your party of 3 come across 2 other survivors, one is wounded and neither appear to be in a very healthy state, what do you do?
invite the healthier one to join you after careful inspection and assist them back to health
kill them both, loot and leave...literally a dog eat dog world in post zombie earth!
try and make a trade with them for necessities and for peaceful passage
keep trucking, not worth the time or effort
15)
You've broken into a car mall, cars are getting taken left and right, quick, what vehicle do you seize?
SUV, big enough to fit 6 along with hardware and ammo
truck, why waste bullets on zombies when you can bull doze them back into the earth?
sports car, now I just need the fastest route to the nearest ocean!
motorcycle, I don't need no stinkin roads!!!
