In the first book, what is the name of the kid Stephanie waves to?

  Casper
  Jasper
  JJ
  Caelan
  Err I dunno

What does Tanith do with the troll's head after chopping it off?

  Eats it for health benefits
  Sells it to pay the rent
  Gives it to Mr Bliss
  Chucks it in the Thames
  Tanith who?

Why was Skulduggery late for arresting Scapegrace?

  He couldn't be bothered, then changed his mind
  He only just woke up
  He was tying his shoelace
  He'd just escaped from fighting a bad guy
  I think my mum's calling me...

How does Ghastly Bespoke die?

  He is turned into a zombie
  He is taken apart by water
  He was ripped apart by a Faceless One
  He was buried alive
  What are you talking about?

How did Skulduggery lose his original head?

  It was stolen by ogres
  He lost it in a poker game
  It was stolen by zombies
  It was stolen by goblins
  Poor guy, he lost his head.

So how did he get another head?

  One grew in its place
  He won one in a poker game
  He stole it back
  Valkyrie bought it back
  I want another head. This one is too dumb

Valkyrie snogs Fletcher, but something totally mortifying happens. What?

  He runs away
  She barfs
  They trip
  Skulduggery walks in
  Fletcher and Valkyrie, sitting in a tree...

Who does Tanith pretend she is to Valkyrie's parents?

  A saleswoman
  A teacher
  A relative
  A doctor
  Duhhhhhhhhh

Finbar Wrong gets married to who?

  Shirley
  Tanith
  Sheenah
  Sharon
  What a stupid name.

Finally, what date did the first Skulduggery book come out?

  September 1st, 2011
  September 1st, 2007
  April 1st, 2007
  April 1st, 2008
  I haven't actually read the books...