Do you own a garden gnome?

  No
  Yes

Garden Gnomes begin to surround you! Do you

  ask them to take you to their leader
  Try and strangle them
  Shoot them with long range weaponry to avoid physical contact
  spit on them

What is the Garden Gnome's weakness?

  Dog
  Cat
  Glasses

A gnome is being kind to you. What now?

  Offer him cookies and a refreshing glass of milk
  Speak kindly to him but be suspicous
  Kill - no garden gnome can possibly be this nice without wanting something!

You have accidentally ingested a garden gnome! What to do, what to do...

  Oh well, it's just a garden gnome, right?
  Drink as much water as possible to drown it
  Suicide

Garden Gnomes are evil, but Pink Lawn Flamingos and Lawn Jockeys are safe.

  True
  False

A garden gnome is hiding somewhere in your home. You

  try and look for it
  blow up the house and run!
  call the police

Garden Gnomes are roaming the streets! It is safer to take a

  plane
  car
  train
  bike
  scooter

The next best source of Garden Gnome information is

  www.gnomeattack.webs.com
  not www.gnomeattack.webs.com