How big is your dog?

  Very large (american mastiff-great dane)
  Tiny (chihawaua-standard poodle)
  In between (beagle-golden retriever)

Is your dog an inside dog or outside dog?

  Outside (caution: he could be looking for friends at night)
  Outside but in a cage so he won't run away
  Inside (he is more capable of killing you inside)

Does your dog sleep with you?

  No I don't let him
  Yes
  No he stays outside

How long has your dog ran away from you?

  2 hours or less (he was just looking for more dogs to help kill you)
  1-2 weeks (he hates you)
  More than 2 weeks (that dog has gone mad!!)
  Atleast a year (I'm sorry but he died ):

How much has your dog been chewing his bone or your stuff?

  Never (he is trying save up his bones to get dogs to come over to kill you!)
  All the time! (he is showing you what's gonna happen to you when he's done)
  Sometimes (he is sharpening his teeth to prepare for the attack)

What does your dog do at night when you are asleep?

  He sleeps
  He walks up and down the halls moaning,growling,ect.(he is either mad or protecting you)
  He howls all night outside (get out of the house he is calling his buddies over there the attack is about to start!!!)

How does your dog react to other dogs?

  He attacks them (he is protecting you)
  He makes friends (he is forming an army!!!)

How much does your dog eat?

  Nothing! Why? (he is saving his appitite for eating you!!)
  He eats alot!!!
  Average amount

Finally last question and most important!!....... Look behind you.... Is your dog staring at you??!

  Omg ye he is omg!!! Halp!!
  No
  No my cat is though