Do you fight with long ranged throwing weapons (kunie, Shuriken,Bow) or short ranged tactical weapons (Knife, Shotgun, Pistol)

  Short Ranged.
  Does a Rubber Chicken count?
  Long Ranged.
  Neither, I'm Chuck Norris.
  The kind that kill
  Music...
  Huh, Did you say something?
  (^_^)
  Mai Fists O' Fury

What is appropriate killing attire?

  Nothing! Buahahahaha!
  Black cloth...
  It doesn't really matter. They'd be dead before the saw my clothes.
  Black skintight leather.
  Again, I'm Chuck Norris, so I don't need any.
  White cloth...
  A giant Domo-Kun costume.
  My Enemy's blood.
  Spandex!

Who are you?

  None of you're business.
  God Dammit, I told you already. I'm Chuck Norris!
  Fred
  Bob
  Why do you want to know?
  Jamie
  Does it matter?
  You're Death.
  O.e

What do you like to eat?

  Brains =3
  Chicken!
  Rice...
  Whatever is in the fridge.
  mayonnaise and a good pair of slacks.
  nails with a side of toughness
  Waffles!
  Zombeh.
  chickn' nudel supe.

How old're you?

  0-3
  4-7
  8-11
  12-15
  Why do you want to know?
  Older than you!
  I don't know anymore...

How do you kill?

  Beat someone repeatedly with a rubber chicken.
  Punch in the nuts.
  Slap their face off.
  Imploding Round House kick.
  Cartwheel followed by swift kick to the chops.
  Enter a portal and exit behind You're enemy, snap neck.
  Fart in Their general direction.
  Whip out my Death Note.

How would you eliminate evidence of a crime scene?

  Fire My Lazor!
  Their is no Crime Scene.
  I'm not sure.
  Put puppies on it.
  Run away laughing hysterically.
  Blame kira.
  Start dancing.

Select the true fact about Chuck Norris.

  He once trans-dimensionally round-house kicked someone in the face.
  He can Bend Space around his body.
  He can Round-house yogurt out of cows.
  He was the original creator of the universe.
  He doesn't own a watch, He controls what time it is.
  The Chuck is a lie.
  All of the above

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