do you live with any body?

  no i live alone
  i have a spouse (husband/wife)
  i have children at home
  i live with parents/guardians
  i have a roomate
  i live with a family member

how old are you?

  under 18
  18-25
  26-40
  41-55
  56+

if you were surrounded by 5-6 zombies what would you do?

  get your sword out and try to slice your way out
  use a machine gun to shoot your way out of this predicament
  wtf use a grenade to take all of them and yourself out
  shoot yourself

if you found and their was five of them, and you only had room for one which one would you take?

  one that is hot and the preffered sex
  the mysterious one
  the strong one
  the smart one
  the one thats good with medical procedures
  screw them they can fend for themselves

if you were hiding out in a gun shot which gun would you take?

  a dessert eagle
  a rifle
  a shotgun
  an assault rife

what is a zombie?

  a human with a satanic disease from hell
  my mom
  a mexican
  barrack obama

do you have a plan for a zombie invasion?

  yes many plans
  yes a few
  yes i have one
  no, theirs no such thing as zombies
  no i dont plan for that to happen

how fast can you run?

  im like a cheetah
  im pretty fast
  im okay
  not really
  i weigh like 400 pounds

how long can you run?

  1 minute
  30 minutes
  1 hour
  5 minutes

how strong are you?

  as strong as a grasshopper
  pretty strong
  im weak
  im like the hulk

do you watch the news?

  yes
  sometimes
  not much
  all the time

do you have a lot of friends

  yes
  im the coolest guy in town
  not really
  im a total loser

have you ever camped before?

  yes quite a few times
  hell yeah anytime i get the chance
  no really
  ive almost never been outside

if you were raiding a convenient store what food would you get?

  can foods
  sugary junk food to keep me energized
  bread
  plenty of meat

on the same note what drink would you get?

  water
  sodas and energy drinks
  gatorade
  booze

if you were trying to get noticed by the military what would you do?

  paint your roof
  paint the word help on your roof
  try to call someone