How would you explain yourself?

  smart
  not smart
  Who am I?
  Next question

How many states are in the us?

  50
  What are states?
  44
  1000

How would you feel if you were called ignominous?

  complimented
  shameful
  confused
  gratefull

What does lothargic mean?

  What?
  Next Question.
  I'm Confused.
  I am tired.

What is the smallest gland in the human body?

  testicles
  petuitary
  ovaries
  prostate

Do you feel stupid?

  Yes
  No
  Next Question
  I give up

Who was George Washington?

  The 1st president.
  The 48th president.
  That guy on tv.
  Who?

Who was Thomas Edison?

  The inventor of the lightbulb.
  The guy with the kite.
  Who?
  No comment.

Do you smoke pot?

  Yes
  No
  Maybe
  No comment