DO U LAUGH AT ALMOST EVERYTHING? HUH? C'MON, TELL ME FOOL!

  *crying* yo, i ain't no fool!
  yeah, bro i laugh at everything, when someone messes up, when someone fartz, etc.
  No, life sux!
  wait, what you said?
  I like BACON!!!!

What do you like betta? Bacon, or comedy?

  Bacon, dat's da stuff yo!
  ooh, i like pie.
  wait, what were you sayin about california?
  comedy
  Both!!

Vampire, Zombie, Funny man/woman, Syrup, Nerd, Goth. If you had to be one of these, what would u pick?

  too much to read, next question!
  funny man/woman!
  mine ain't up there
  goth
  vampire
  nerd
  syrup
  zombie

I used to never finish my sentences, but now I

  ha ha ha, that's funny
  but now I, what!!!!!!!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhh!
  i'm not leavin until you finish your sentence

Do u love school?

  No, i blew mine up! gimme a high five
  YES

Are you alwayz thinking of a funny comment to say?

  No, i'm laid back bro
  Yeah, and i succeed too

DOCTOR: How did you break your leg? BART: You see those steps over there? DOCTOR: Yeah, i see them. BART:____ __ ______ (fill in answer)

  Well, i didn't
  Oh, good for you

Yo, Doctor, i only have 10 seconds to live! DOCTOR: Okay, well give me a minute.

  I don't get it
  ha ha! he's dead

Do you make up your own jokes?

  yeah, all the time
  no, i leave that up to da comedians