What does this mean?

  potatoes
  ??
  Plastic Ponies with a phone in their stomach?
 

Goodbye!

  nothing
  nothing
  nothing
  bOoO!!! >.<

  Please choose B
  C
  OMG E?!?!?!?! @.@

Which of the 12 is most random?

  None of the above choices.
  Read A Book!!! WOOO!
  Getting attacked by squirrels
  Dot (heeheehahahahhahahah)
 
 

If you could control the world for one day,what would you do?

  Is this a pagent? I am not answering no question gahh..... *walks away* *runs back* But I would love to make world peace *runs away*
  I am so scared right now.... I saw.... omg.... am I going to live...... I saw him.... he was there..... no..... no.......
  stupid Takashi
  Yes, you can have the scissors... but be sure to run as fast as you can with them.... *little bass turds*

What will you do today?

  No one is here at the moment, please leave a message after the fart.
  Z
  Play tocar ball.....
  ;

OMG!! The SUN IS ON FIRE!

  And we are out of doggie snacks!!! WHY!!!
  Uranus is frozen!
  Please scream
  Do I get a pickle if I answer this correctly?

:D Smilie faces are awesome.

  So is your mom.... oooooh burned
  What happened to the Admit Two tickets... eeesh
  FUN= F-rolicking U-nder N-othing

Do you like?

  Heck yes!
  Heck yes!
  Heck yes!
  <?>