WHAT IS THE COLOR OF THE SKY?

  PURPLE W/ GREEN STRIPES.
  IDK. I HAVEN'T LOOKED @ THE SKY!
  BLUE. DUH. I AINT A DUURRRH.

WHILE TAKING THIS TEST, ARE YOU EATING DOG TERD?

  OF COURSE. I ALWAYS DO.
  YES. :)
  NO. MY MOMMY DONT LET ME HAVE A PUPPIIE! :(

DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT THIS MEANS:
BH494::'./D'~DHS9

  NO KLUE.
  YES. :)
  IT MEANS THAT A MONKEY JUST STOLE YOUR POP-TART.

WHICH COMES FIRST, YOU SITTING ON THE TOLIET OR TAKING A DUMP?

  UM. IDK. I DONT OWN A TOLIET.
  THE DUMP.
  UMMMMM......

HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP?

  87
  6
  2. NA DUH.

WHILE TAKING THIS TEST ARE YOUR EYES SPINNING & DOES YOUR HEAD HURT?

  YES. HOW DID U KNOW.
  UM... PICKLES.
  NO.

AT THIS MOMENT ARE ANY SHARPIES IN YOUR POSSESION?

  NO. I FED THEM TO MY ELEPHANT.
  YES. BUT ONLY 3.

IS AIR AMAZING TO YOU?

  YES. I MEAN EVERYONE AROUND THE WORLD IS BREATHING IT AND SO AM I. :) ITS SO WIERD.
  YES. EVERYTING IS.
  NO.

DO YOU KNOW WHO TO WALK?

  YEAH. HOW DO U THINK I GOT HERE?
  YES. BUT I FELL DOWN LIKE 10 TIMES.