What will you do if it rains acid?

  Lay beneath a tree.
  Under the house!
  Go into the basement!

What do you do if zombies start patrolling around Earth?

  Trade their cookie for your brain.
  Grab a Uzi and lets do a drive by on these crud-butts!
  Disguise yourself as one of them.

What will you do if squirrels mutate and eat your parents?

  Thank you, sqirrels!
  Squirrels, wanna see what happens when you touch my claymores?
  Collect the acid rain from earlier and pour it on `em!

If you here an explosion from a far distance, what do you do?

  Nah, it was my imagination.
  It's gonna reach us soon. RUUUN!
  Use a jet to temporarily float on the earth's atmosphere

If there is a HUGE fire downstairs and outside, and you're near it, what do you do?

  Run into the fire, because it's fake.
  Run upstairs and keep running.
  Run to the attic and grab the fire extinguisher!

What would you do if this test exploded in front of your very eyes?

  I'd save my death until AFTER I completed the quiz.
  There's really no way to survive.
  But every single one is correct. Choose wisely!

What would you do if the world is drowning into hell?

  Pray.
  Houston, get a spaceship for me to live in.
  I'm dead.

How would you choose to defend yourself against a zombie invasion?

  BARRICADE THE NEIGHBORHOOD!!!
  Drop the children in ponds so fairies can save them!
  Everybody, to the car!

If you don't survive,-you have a 99.999999% chance of that happening- how would you like to die?

  Falling in an acid pool
  Falling in an acid poop
  Suicidal!!!
  I died in outer space from the explosion.