Is you cat purring to the tune of "Happy Birthday"?

  yes
  no, the tune of "jingle bells"
  no, my cat is walking on the keyboard and answered this question for me
  maybe.............

Do you enjoy eating bacon while watching "Babe"?

  DIE PIGGY DIE
  *sniff sniff*
  no, i watchi with my pet pig
  no, i just eat it

What is the name of you mother's uncle's cousin's sister's best friend's uncle's grandpa's mother's 2nd cousin?

  betty
  bob
  applesauce!!??
  he enjoys applesauce

how many bowls of soup did you eat yesterday

  20
  20.1
  20.2
  20.3

which word am i thinking of RIGHT NOW

  jfak
  hkjajhethf
  jfkakt
  thaonab coeka

HISSSSSSS what animal am i?

  bird
  pig
  dead cat
  blueberry pie

which is the correct word?

  pie
  poop
  exrement
  feces

apple is to sheep as lion is to______

  mom
  dad
  sister
  brother

was this a waste of time

  yes
  little
  uhhhhhhh
  no