1)
You suspect that a rubber vampire duck has been following you. You...
Try to find a hiding place. After all, vampires are dangerous.
Confront him the next time you see him, demanding to know what his problem is.
Skip all the chit-chat and go straight into TaeKwonDo/Karate/Kung Fu mode.
What vampire duck?
Wait, you mean that yellow thing I stepped on an hour ago?
My ninja skillz are so ninja-like, that I ninja-ized that thing before you finished your question.
2)
Someone is bullying someone in a hallway/corner, etc., etc. You...
Don't notice.
NINJA SKILLS ATTACK!
Verbally stand up for the person.
Who needs verbal skills? Aren't ninjas supposed to, like, kill things?
Hit the person with whatever happens to be in your hands at the moment.
3)
What is your idea of something fun over the weekend?
Thinning out the trees in my backyard, minus the power tools.
FUN? I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR FUN? I HAVE TO TRAIN TO BECOME A RUBBER DUCKIE NINJA, REMEMBER?
Training to become a Rubber Duckie Ninja is fun.
I kidnapp princesses and take them to the Middle East, teaching them history in the process.
I look for any sign of Vlad the Ninja.
4)
5)
What first comes to mind when you hear the words: It was a dark and stormy night...
...And the roads were icy.
Where's my umbrella?
Hey, lightning, cool! That would be a great background for my Rubber Duckie Ninja application photo.
Forget the umbrella. Ninjas don't use umbrellas.
Let's go attack random people!
6)
What is your favorite color?
Black.
Pink.
Whatever color my fingernails are at the moment.
Yellow. (duh.)
Whatever color my ninja outfit is.
7)
You are walking down the road, when you see me, or any other high ranking Rubber Duckie Ninja walking toward or past you. You...
Bow, but keep on walking.
Stop, drop whatever you are holding, and stare with your mouth hanging open.
Turn around and follow me/them.
How would I know what you look like?
I don't know what you look like, but I'm sure you'd have some sort of Ninja superiority that floated around you like a cloud.
Instantly bow, with your head down on the ground, and then ask for their autograph.
Walk up to them, and say, "Ah, master, we meet again, and this time, my reflexes are not as weak!"
8)
What comes to mind when you hear the phrase: "Rubber Duckie Ninjas, ATTACK!
Run like your choice of a four-letter word.
Put on your Rubber Dukie Ninja outfit, and start to attack anything and everything in your way.
What the heck are Rubber Dukie Ninjas?
Scream with delight, overjoyed that you get to see them live in action.
Think, "If only, if only I hadn't stepped on Vlad the Ninja".
9)
What is in your pockets right now. Go on, check them.
Nothing.
Lint.
Duck tape, what else?
My ninja supplies.
10)
What type of Ninja Supplies do you have?
I just told you that I don't have any.
Duck tape.
I can't tell you, because it's really dark in here and I don't want anyone to find me.
A good ninja never reveals their secret supplies.
11)
Who am I?
No clue.
The master Rubber Duckie Ninja!
I can't tell, since a good ninja never reveals their identity.
Okay, I get it, I'll tell you what type of ninja supplies I have.
You made this test, duh.
You are connected in some way, form, or fashion to Vlad the Ninja. NOW TELL ME WHERE HE IS!
