How many times do you take a dump every day?

  1
  2
  4
  7
  ........
  I have no social life, it never stops

what type of fart are you?

  silent but violent
  a sizzler
  atomic
  the underwear soiler
  sloppy grandad
  squeaker
  constapated

after you have farted what is the first thing someone would say to you?

  crikey mate thats a corker
  mmmm smells like butter
  new underwear?
  Christ allmighty!
  .......................

what is your farting face?

  the posh pout
  squinter
  constapated
  rosey red
  bursting blood vessel
  develish smile

have you ever tried mirror farting?

  yes
  no
  thats disgusting
  everyday
  huh?
  what does that involve
  no but my friend does it

do you have a fart scale?

  what the heck is that?
  yes 1 - 10
  i dont need one everyone in the vacinity is dead
  banana
  dghdjkshg
  no thats revolting

do you enjoy the smell of your own brew?

  yes
  no

ip dip do

  ip
  dip
  do

blah blah

  blah
  banana- pick this one
  four georges