If my grandma eats a PB&J sandwich on December 24th at a party hosted by a chipmunk and a cat, will she die?

  Sandwichs taste good
  My muffin exploded
  Why not Christmas
  cats don't like chipmunks
  why not
  never
  Cheesecake!!!
  I like turkey and cheese better
  jelly hot dogs

When will cats and dogs destroy earth in a battle to the end?

  After we survive 2012
  The day before 2012
  Do you believe the Mayans
  I do
  I have a pet cheesecake
  Why can't it be cats Vs. chipmunks
  Or even better... Shaq Vs.
  Caveliers are going to win
  jelly hot dogs

What happens when Disney wants to takes over the world?

  Marvel attacks
  Tinkerbelle attacks
  You break the mcdonalds drive-through lady's nose
  nothing
  Shaq Vs. Disney
  pygmies fall from the sky
  2012 happens
  Jelly hot dogs

Can you guess the answer?
P.S. It's not Jelly Hot dogs...

  cheesecake
  HOBNOCKERS!!!
  My fish is named Oprah
  My cat is named George Bush
  My brother is named Lady Gaga
  SNL is funny
  lol
  OMG
  Jelly hot dogs

If a cat jumps of the sears tower when a dog is being mauled by a fish will bunny eat a chicken nugget on Mars?

  What!!!
  What???
  I think 2012 will happen
  I ate donut and it exploded
  The potatoe will kill them all
  YOU FORGOT THE CHIPMUNK!!!
  Break someone's nose
  May I trouble you for some circus peanuts
  jelly hot dogs

If you survive an attack by a potatoe, what would you do?

  survive another attack
  kill yourself
  get revenge
  find some potatoes and sleep with them
  repeat #1 1,000,000,000 times
  have some pie
  invite the potatoe to you house
  make the potatoe "mashed" potatoes
  Jelly hot dogs

Do you like to say YES or NO?
P.S. this is a hard question...

  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS
  this is stupid
  ha ha
  no is tha right answer
  yes could be right to
  why did my muffin and donut explode
  boo hoo
  jelly hot dogs

Do you think my PB&J sandwich eating grandma could beat Shaq in a PB&J sandwich eating Shaq Vs.?

  Not if it is at a party hosted by a cat and a chipmunk
  go diego go
  dora dora dora the explora
  where are we going
  on an exploring adventure
  have you noticed that the bugs in dora have to tell
  her where she is going. Isn't that stupid!
  Go grandma
  Jelly hot dogs

This is the last question:(
I'm sorry but,
When my food exploded what were you thinking?

  Where are the pop tarts!?!
  How does food explode?!?
  Violence is not the answer, man...
  Is your brother rally named Lady Gaga
  My drink exploded!
  I have a pet Lady Gaga
  You're an idiot
  poor hot dog and muffin
  Jelly hot dogs