First of all, are you a natural blonde? That does NOT include dyeing it blonde!
Have you ever walked into a glass window?
Yeah... it's true!
No... you'd have to be stupid to do that!
Have you ever given your dad the mayonaise when he asks for the mail?
Yeah! I mean they both start with 'M'
No... how do you get mayonaise out of mail?
Have you ever been told a joke and then laugh at it another time and people stare at you?
No! Gosh, the creator of this quiz must have had some really difficult experiences to go through cuz this is just ridiculous!
Have you ever tripped up the stairs and a teacher laugh at you --- and then refer to you as "Klutz" infront of the entire class?
OMG! It is so scary how you know this stuff!
No... my teachers call me 'nose picker'
Haha I was having fun with the 2nd option. Here yah go, a straight up answer: No
Have you ever gone to drink out of a straw, miss and then have it stick up your nose or in your eye?
Ummm... yeah, wow this is embarrassing!
No... but I bet you did --- there's a shock!
Do you forget things you are asked to do 5 to 10 seconds after asked?
Yeah... I only remember things that I want to remember!
Have you ever screamed "Hey! Hey you!" to a person in the mall that you think you know but mistakenly don't?
Yeah... from the back of their head htey looked just like em'
No... I scream "Hey! Hey you!" when i KNOW them!
Has anyone insulted you and you stood there in your mind thinking of a comeback and then blurt out the comeback about 20 minutes later?
Yes! They should have given me more time, too because it still wasn't as good a comeback as theirs!
No... I think about the comebacks when I lye awake at night because I'm disturbed!
Have you ever gone to put away some rubbing alcohol after cleaning a cut and put it in the oven?
Yeah... ok, I'm lying only you've done that, I guess!
No, that one is a little wierd! Hahaha
Have you ever sung a song in your head and typed it up in word document when you were writing an essay for school?
Yeah, I do that often!
No... I stay focus, gosh!
Have you ever tried to make chocolate chip cookies by the instructions on teh box and see that they come out looking as dark a dirt, as flat as paper, and as hard as a hockey puck?
Yeah... the instructions must have been wrong!
No, I make cookies that taste like heaven!
Have you ever noticed that Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and the ABC's song has the same rythm!!!!!????
No??? Huh!? They do cuz I just sang em'
Yes... everyone knows that, stupid!
Do you think the creator of this test is blonde?