does chuck norris own all

  yes he does
  no
  bruce lee is better

what is chuck norris's most common attack

  punch
  round house kick
  the awesomeness of chuck norris

how many chuck norris jokes are their

  to many to count
  only chuck norris knows
  none because no one jokes about chuck norris

what does it feel like when being round house kicked by chuck norris

  i dont know
  um . . . . . it hurts?
  no one knows dead men cant tell stories

where is chuck norris's summer home

  the beach
  florida
  the burmuda triangle

who would win in a fight if chuck norris's legs where broken

  me
  no one the universe would blow up
  chuck norris's legs cant be broken he is stronger then steel

why does chuck norris sleep with a night light

  because is afraid of the dark
  or becauce the dark is afraid of chuck norris
  because he can have what he wants no questions asked

if the world were to be taken over what would happen to chuck norris

  nothing no one can take chuck norris down
  he would be taken over
  the universe would blow up

does chuck norris have a phone

  yes
  no
  heck no chuck norris just sends thoughts through the mind

how old is chuck norris

  old enough
  in his thrities
  you crazy chuck norris doent have an age