First of all... Are you a virgin?

  Yes, like the Virgin Mary!
  No. So?
  F***, no!
  Yes, I just haven't gotten to it yet...
  No, not since I was 11.
  Not really. Sex is just too much fun.

Do you like to take your clothes off?

  Nnnnot really, no....
  Am I being paid?
  Ha! I don't wear clothes.
  Yeah, slowly. I'm a tease.
  No! I'm a good Christian!
  I'll show you mine if you show me yours...

Do you own any lingerie?

  Corsets and lace <3
  No, but I wear my boyfrined's/girlfriend's underwear sometimes...
  Duh, I don't wear clothes. AT ALL.
  No, but I do fancy toys...
  The Bible doesn't allow it.
  Will you pay for them?

Are you bisexual?

  No. But I've tried it.
  Yes. Personality over gender!
  It's against the Bible!
  Nah. I don't mind them, I just don't want to join.
  I'll try anything at least once. Bring it on!
  What is that?

Do you prefer sexual intercourse over masturbation?

  Well... If it's someone I'm married to...
  No. Masturbation is sex with someone you love.
  Yes. I like to watch the other person's faces when they're about to come! :D
  Doesn't matter. Pleasue is pleasure.
  Only with animals.
  Only with infants.

Doggy style... yes or no?

  No, thank you
  Yes, yes, oh God, yes!
  Am I the one doing the screwing? ;)
  No! Missionary for the win!
  I don't care, as long as it feels good.
  Just doggy? Nothing more?

What kind of sex do you prefer?

  Conjugal sex
  Tender
  Rough and experimential
  S'n'M
  Masturbation, Other people annoy me
  Hard and fast - Rabbit style!

Would you ever have sex with someone you've known for less than 24 hours?

  For the love of God, no!
  Yes. Sex with someone you know isn't fun.
  I might... It's a mighty fine way to get to know one another.
  Hell yeah!
  No. Venereal disease, anyone?
  No, I want to know him/her first.

Would you have sex with someone out of doors? (in a forest, or a park, for example)

  I have ;)
  No. Beds for the win!
  Yeah, sounds like fun.
  Isn't that illegal?
  Maybe not a forest...
  EWWWWW!!!!