What's the best way to destroy a huge tree?

  Hit it with a cane!
  Bomb that sucker!
  Bare fists!
  Pistol shock it!
  RC bombs from overhead!
  Fight it with a big machine!
  Burn it down!
  Destroy it with style!
  Who cares? It's a tree!

What do you when you see your enemy?

  Get him!
  Run away and take cover!
  Act friendly, and then double cross him!
  Stay cool...

Finish this statement: I have to go back to the safehouse. We're ___________________.

  Plotting a heist.
  Headed to capture Sly.

Do you have a lot of friends?

  Yes. I have a bunch!
  No. I like to stay focused on my work.
  Nope. Don't need 'em.

Which word best describes your personality?

  Smooth.
  Destructive.
  Shy.
  Suave.
  Focused.

Which activity best suits you?

  Sleuthing.
  Breaking stuff.
  Relaxing.

Do you love what you do for a living?

  Absolutely!
  Well, sorta.
  No, not too much.
  Oh my god, no!!!

Do you like Sly Cooper?

  Yes.
  No.

In all seriousness... I'm thinking of a number between one and ten. What is it?

  What? Um... I don't know...
  Why is this a question?
  3.