So, what do you do for work?

  Investigation
  ...Survaillence
  Something entirely illegal
  Law stuff
  Still in school
  Normally don't do anything
  Whatever I need to do at the time
  Goofing off

Favorite food?

  Chips
  Strawberry Jam
  Sweets
  Chocolate
  Anything healthy
  Anything unhealthy
  APPLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  Whatever's prepared
  Something cheap

Favorite Girl Scout cookie?

  Caramel Delights (Caramel, coconut, and chocolate)
  Shortbread
  Thin Mints (Chocolate and mint)
  Pinatas (Sweet w/ strawberries)
  Thanks-A-Lots (Shortbread w/ chocolate)
  Lemonades (Sweet and Lemony)
  Peanut butter patties (Peanut butter and chocolate)
  Peanut butter sandwiches (peanut buttery)
  Daisy-Go-Rounds (Cinnamon cookies)

Roll-playing time?
(Waiting for QT to answer)

  YAY!!!
  Whatever
  ...
  zzz
  This should be fun...
  $#@%!!
  ???
  ...Okay...
  ARG!!!!!!!

So, you decided to go pick up a random book at the bookstore. What's the title?

  Twilight
  The Ultimate Gamer's Guide
  Something Gun related
  The Writer's Guide to Poisons
  Sherlock Holmes
  Harry Potter...
  Writer's Guide to Police Procedure
  Something that I got a recommendation for
  Something else

You decided to run around screaming one random word in the middle of the street. What is it?

  Chocolate!
  Apples!
  Games!
  Sweets!
  Jam!
  Huevos! (Spanish slang: means balls)
  SAKUJO!
  Toys!
  Chips!

You are now a suspect in a murder case. What's your reaction?

  ???
  That is impossible...
  Do they have proof?
  Ha ha! You think that I'd be acting in a subtle matter to ward off suspicion?
  God will help me.
  Cue the acting lessons.
  Huh, what?
  *Laughing*
  Really?... I'm a murderer?

Roll-Playing is over.

  *Crying*
  Whatever...
  zzz
  Okay...
  *Putting death note away*
  THANK GOD!
  ???
  *Ignoring quizmaster*

What manga is your style?

  Death Note
  Azumanga Daioh
  Mar
  Spiral: Bonds of Reasoning
  Wolf's Rain
  Fruits Basket
  Akazukin Chacha
  Kindaichi Case Files
  Detective Conan

Where would you go on a date?

  Restaurant
  Hotel
  LAN Party
  My place
  Their place
  Bakery
  Somewhere

What would you talk about?

  Theories
  Cases
  Xanatos Gambits
  Whatever
  Something deep
  Games

What vice could you ignore?

  Anger issues
  Totally bonkers
  Obsessive
  Gamer
  Addicted to something
  Appearing to have Autism
  Kinda clueless
  Just entirely weird
  Sociopathic

If you could be thrown into a fictional, which would it be?

  The Office
  Harry Potter
  Sherlock Holmes
  Hannibal Lector
  Law and Order
  The Sopranos

Will you rate?

  NO!
  No.
  Sure.
  ...Wait, what?
  Yes