Are you a guy or gal?

  Guy
  Gal
  Both
  Robot
  N/A

What are you at your school?

  Popular
  Cool
  Nerd
  Weird
  Wimp
  Dumb A**

Do you go to any parties?

  I never get invited
  I have been to a party, but they threw me out
  *Dances some more* What were you saying?
  I go to a party a week
  Does Chuck-E-Cheese count?
  I throw huge parties but no one comes

How many good friends do you have?

  Do imaginary ones count?
  Less than 4
  4-8
  9-12
  13-15
  More than 15

What are your friends?

  Cool
  Popular
  Geeks
  A little of popular and geek
  A little of cool and geek
  A little of cool and popular

What do your friends think of you?

  They think I'm awesome!
  They think I'm a nerd, they just use me
  They think I'm weird
  I don't have any
  50-50 opinion
  I don't care what other people think

Do you wear glasses?

  No
  No, but I do wear contacts
  Yes, because I have to
  Yes, because I look good in them

Do you own a lightsaber

  Yes
  No
  Maybe
  They are for geeks!

Think about the last party you went to. Where were you?

  I"VE NEVER BEEN INVITED, GEEZ!
  In the middle of all of it
  Right behind the middle group
  In the outskirts
  Watching it threw the window
  I'm the host!!!

What sports do you play?

  I only play sports if its on a video game
  Football/Basketball
  Baseball/Soccer
  Tennis
  Golf
  Paddleball

Do you think youre popular?

  Do you?
  Yeah, duh! How can anyone call me a geek?
  No
  I'm a nerd, there I said it!
  Maybe
  I don't know

Do you think you're a nerd?

  Do you?
  No, I'm so cool!!
  I already said it, I am!
  Maybe
  I don't know
  You are!

Did you enjoy this test?

  Yes, you're so awesome
  Yeah
  No
  I hate you!

If you get a really awesome score will you tell others?

  Yes
  No
  Maybe