Chain gang=?

  I am dumb
  Caveman
  Shiny Potatoes
  Ugg!
  I think I've soiled myself

If red+blue=sasquatch, then monkey+caveman=

  Purple
  Cheese
  Me
  Yo mama

Why is the sky blue?

  because molecules in the air scatter blue light from the sun more than they scatter red light.
  Because cows can fly
  Because my huge ego reflects only the color blue.
  Transmitted light (from the sun, light bulbs, fire, etc) is made up of a spectrum of colors.

Do you like pie?

  Yes
  No
  On Tuesdays
  You mean pi, right?

What is the meaning of life?

  It has no meaning
  Math (this is the wrong answer)
  42
  Ice cream

Are you breaking the law if you drive past those road signs that say "Do Not Pass"?

  Yes
  No
  If there is a cop.
  Only when it is raining.

Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?

  Yes
  No
  DUH! YES
  I like jellybeans

Do Scottish Terriers get Scotch Tape worms?

  No
  Yes
  OOH! DOGGIE!
  Those are like gummy worms, right?

What is the diameter of a square?

  Pi (3.14159265358979...)
  Pie
  Pi/6
  Everybody knows that only circles have diameters!
  1.618