How old are you?

  Yes.
  About 40 and a half, somewhere around there.
  I HATE YOU.
  Pretty old, don't really like to talk about it while in peace.

Have you killed anyone in your lifetime?

  YES. IT FEELS GOOOD.
  No, I think killing is wrong. It has made the world a terrible place.
  Ow! A seed just fell off!
  I have occasional thoughts, but I haven't yet. YET.

What is a pomegranate?

  Yes, I would like to go to Chuckie Cheeses. What time?
  MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
  Never heard of it. A green piece of meat?
  A pomegranate is a fruit, also known as "Chinese Apples", that is yum. You eat the seeds, and they are full of juicy goodness.

Do you like ponies?

  OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH. OOOOOOOOOOH. PRETTY PRETTY FRILLY PINK PONIESSSSSSSSSS. THEY HAVE PRETTY FRILLY PINK FUR. SO PRETTY!! TOUCHY TOUCHY TOUCHY!!!!
  A little, but not really.
  Ponies suck.
  I love all the animals in this world. I think we should all be treated alike.

Have you ever pooped in a urinal?

  My body does not have that function.
  My body does not have that function, but it used to.
  I still do it to this day. Good times, good times. What's so bad about it anyway?
  Nope, never. That's gross.

What time is it?

  Duh. Time to destroy your flesh.
  What?
  I don't have a clock at the moment, sorry.
  Dude, I'm too lazy to check.

Are you or have you ever been a potato?

  Whoa, flashback. Whoaaaa. WHOAAAA. WHOAAA.
  My mother was, but not me.
  Mashed, please. Not TOO soft.
  Oh, I've never been a potato. But I do thoroughly enjoy the consumption of potatoes. Mashed or baked.

What's your favorite color?

  Mayonnaise on rye.
  Red. I'm that color!
  Mayonnaise on rye isn't a color, idiot.
  Personally, my favorite color would be white. But it's a tint, so my favorite COLOR would have to be... very light peach.

Do you think you are a psychopath?

  Well, to the conclusion of a conclusional statement, I would thoroughly believe that the possibility of me sort of by the contrary being a half and half psychopath to the main front of life... AHHHH! BRAIN OVERLOAD! BRAIN OVERLOAD!! Moo.
  0
  Nope, I'm most definitely not a psychopath.
  What's a psychopath? Is it one of those green things that grow on trees?