If a trees falls and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

  Yes
  No
  Maybe
  People are hurting my teeny brain!
  FLARG!!!!!!!
  I picked my nose till it bleeded!

Do you worship accurate search engines?

  Yes
  No
  NO Way!
  WAFFLES!

SHOULD you worship accurate search engines?

  Yes! Yes! Yes!
  No
  I dunno.
  Boogers are green!

Do you pretend to fight Darth Vader?

  Yes
  No
  Why are the first two answers always 'yes' and 'no'?

Do you think Darth Vader was framed?

  Yes
  No
  Who cares!?

SHOULD you think Darth Vader was framed?

  Yes
  No

Do you watch Star Trek or Stars Wars on a daily basis?

  Yes
  No
  sure y not?
  I can't, I'm trying to speak to other galaxy's!

Do you reinact Star Wars or Star Trek?

  Yes
  No
  I don't have the time because I'm tring to speak to mothership!

If you are the Geek King/Queen will you show the nifty grapic to others?

  Yes
  No
  Depends.
  The aliens will surely want to see, and so will mothership!