If u have to fart u

  say no no take the stairs
  well .... fart
  blame the chair
  say who did that 1, whew man
  let them go
  play a song

have u ever canned a fart?

  Yes
  No
  well what is canned when u think about it so lets sing a song o hi dee di de di de di de di de di
  oops i farted again

do u blame others 4 your unpleasant sharing?

  yes
  No
  whew man i let a smelly one
  i like 2 sing o hi dee di de di de...

do u play any instruments?

  Yes my butt
  No
  does my ding dong count
  yes

has an animal been up your butt before and it not let u fart

  Yes it was big
  Nothing can stop this butt playing farter
  no way my name is Jimmy Farter
  if peter piper picked a peck... man that's hard to say

a poot is

  stupid and i stress the word stupid way 2 say fart
  a proper way 2 say fart (with a british accent)
  my i.q.
  look everybody i'm a walrus

have you ever farted and crapped at the same time?

  whoooooooo yeah baby
  you're just taking this test to talk about farts man you're dumb stupid uh i mean cool
  if i am a walrus then i can bark and eat a fish while i am perfoming in my show and i can fart and then......
  hold on... grunt r-r-r-r-r-i-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p there it goes (splash)

when u r in a race u

  win
  lose
  sit and roll like the pigs do
  run
  disqualify everyone by farting so loud it sounds like the starting gun shot

happy is to glad as fart is to

  smell
  arf arf i'm a walrus
  i can't fit my thingy (u know what) back in my pants
  there it goes z-z-i-p aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh it i cut it off

my favorite thing 2 do with m and m's is

  buying them
  sucking the chocolate off and selling the nuts in them
  shoving them up my hiney and blowing them out and measuring the distance they traveled
  smelling them

do u smell your own farts?

  Yes
  No
  i am fast so i'm going 2 catch that fart i just let and paint it green
  grunt strain push

do u consider farts a gift?

  Yes 1 time i sent a canned fart 2 my neighbor and now i get 3-8 wrapped boxes a day and i get 2 smell his farts
  No i am embarrassed 2 pass flatulence (in public hahahahahaha)
  i have hair under my pits ha -yuck
  counting farts smelling them passing them and those r just some of the things i enjoy

u are going 2 cut the cheese this means

  u r a rat
  u r a walrus...um o yeah arf arf arf
  fart LOUD and PROUD
  do u smmmmmmelllllll that poot