Do you believe yourself to be a Redneck?

  Yeah
  Maybe
  Hell no! I hate trash like that

What would you do to show your child not to leave their bed?
This way:

Or this way?

  Image one, it seems safe
  Image two, it's the only way they'll learn
  Both, they could work in unison
  Neither, I let my kids run wild

How many uses do you have for beer cans?

  None, apart from drinking out of them
  Does recycling count?
  About three
  Over five
  Over ten

What kind of hat do you usually wear?

  Trucker's cap
  Straw hat
  Cowboy hat
  Normal cap
  I don't wear a hat
  Space helmet

What kind of party in america, (If you're in another place just imagine that you're a yank)do you like the most?

  Democrats
  Republican
  Third parties
  None, I don't believe in that stuff
  The Confederacy of Independant Systems

Ok, for these last questions You're going to fill in the sentences:
The universe is four _____________ years old...

  Hundred Billion
  Billion
  Million
  Thousand
  Hundred

The universe was created by: _______

  A large explosion, or what most people call: "The Big Bang"
  Aliens from another dimension
  God

Studying from the ________ bones...

  Dinosaur
  Monkey
  Jesus

We came to learn that... ________

  Mankind has been the product of evolution
  Dinosaurs walked the Earth
  Mountain Dew is the best soda ever made