So! Question one: DanTDM is...?

  A jerk.
  How should I know? I just clicked this on accident.
  A wizard.
  A YouTuber and recently an Actor
  A famous movie star
  A UNICORN
  Who is DanTDM? I thought it said Ham.
  THE KING OF DA JUNGLEEEEEEEEE
  Meowmeow

DanTDM's Name is...?

  Dan Wight
  Danielle Querry
  Yo mama
  Marcus Sylvia
  Daniel Middleton
  Daniel Howland
  Darcy Fellowton
  Daniel Roberton
  How should I know?

When was he born?

  8 November 1992
  2 December 1991
  8 May 1990
  7 March 1992
  29 January 1989
  ON CHRISTMAS DAY
  When diamonds were founded
  8 November 1991
  I really don't know.

When did his channel go over 10.7 billion views and 16 million Subscribers?

  May 8th, 2006
  On his birthday in 2012
  August 2017, the day is inexact.
  Beh... I don't care, or know.
  FOR THE LOVE OF IRENE! WHO IS DANTDM?!
  And again, I accidentally clicked it.
  Woah... This is harder than I thought!
  It was March 2016 the 7th day at exactly 2:17 AM.

WAIT A MINUTE! DID YOU USE WIKI? That's cheating bruh.

  No I did not.
  Yesssss?
  Um
  WHY DO U WANNA KNOW
  Hahahahahaharaharahtahat what are rules?!

Ok. Sorry about that, back to the quiz. So, where did Buisness Insider say his income was?

  12 000$ to 80 000$
  All the dang money in the world bruh.
  The same amount as a office worker
  As much as the malfoys get.
  $213,000 to $2.15 million.
  100,000 to 100,700 cupcakes a day

How old is Dan?

  26
  28
  17
  394 if you know what I mean!
  32
  25
  23
  7187$&-$):&-$7

Where does Dan live?

  HOW WHOULD I KNOW?!?!
  I'm sorry but I'm not a stalker.
  New York
  Wellingborough
  SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW
  Up my nuggets

Is Dan married?

  Ya
  No, but he will soon.
  New York
  As much as the malfoys get.
  A famous movie star
  Lol none of the above
  No.

Who is Dan's wife?

  Jeeeeps
  Jemma
  Jenna
  Gemma
  Genna
  Hannah Montatna
  Daniella Vshkaoski
  Ginny Weasly

What one of Dans animals die?

  Ellie the pig
  Peggy the pug
  Prolly the parrot
  Pollywog the pig
  Penny the pug
  Perry the pug
  Pegry the pug
  Piggy the pug
  hedwiggy the owl

Who made Dab police?

  DanTDM
  Danielle Querry
  Dan wight
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  Skiehihgjk
  Skiesbbjs