You spawn in Skywars. What do you do?

  Open chests. Take everything you need, leave useless things like coal. Time required: 10-25 seconds
  Get everything from chests. Time required: 30-45 seconds
  Jump off. Time: 1 second Me: :
  Hack. Time: 3-4 Minutes Me: Seriously?

You try to get to the middle. What do you do?

  Try to jump there. Time: ???
  Start building a 1x1 bridge, no care of snowballs, eggs, or arrows. Time: 20-25 seconds
  Build there, constantly aware of your surroundings.

You arrive to the middle.

  HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH ME PUNCH PEOPLE WITH MA FIST! Time: ???
  Loot all the chests, taking everything you need. 1-2 minutes
  Start mining decorations. You want to steal some for home, right? Time: A lot

You have low health, and a dude with diamond armor and sword spots you.

  AHHHHHHHHHHH! This is too much pressure! Time: 0
  Splash strength potion. Charge at him. Time: 2-5 seconds
  Crouch somewhere dark, not getting noticed. Time: 10-20 seconds
  Beg for mercy. (Sometimes works) Time:10-??? seconds

He/She doesn't notice you.

  Jump out your hiding spot and get killed. Time: 4-10 seconds
  Quietly ask to team. Time: 2-10 seconds
  Tell him/her too fu#k off and leave you alone. Results: Getting banned Time: 3-9 seconds
  Attack him/her by surprise. Time: 10-20 seconds

He/she finds you and accepts team request.

  Reject them and start slicing their booty. Time: 2-6 seconds
  Accept. Time: ??????????????????
  Ask him/her out for a date. Me: this isn't a dating game! time: 3-10 seconds

This dude walks onto the island.

  Message to your team-mate, and start closing up on the person. Time: 20-40 seconds
  Leave your team-mate for a second to check out who it is. Time: 10-20 seconds
  Keep quiet about it.

The guy spots you and your team. He has full enchanted diamond armor, with enchanted diamond sword with sharpness V.

  You and your team-mate attack. time: 2-??? seconds
  Coax them into TNT or lava. Time: 5-10 seconds
  Push them over towards the edge, then slice them into the void. Time: 10-15 seconds

You kill the player. Your team-mate lets you take everything. You don't have enough space in your inventory. What do you take?

  All enchanted things Time: DOESNT MATTER
  Wood and stone.
  Pork chops.

Your team-mate, you, and one other person is remaining.

  Hunt for the remaining person.
  Betray your team-mate. You have better stuff than him/her. He/she looks at you with betrayer before they die. Me: That's cruel, man. Time: 10-15 seconds
  Stay at center, waiting for the remained to come.

The person starts arrow-spamming at you. 12 Arrows hit you. You team-mate gets shot 20, and dies. You have no time for mourning. What do you do?

  Ender-pearl towards the player. Time: 2-5 seconds
  Jump off. Time: 0 seconds
  Stay at center, waiting for the remained to come.

You teleport towards the player.

  Quickly start attacking them, catching them by surprise. Time: 2-5 seconds
  Scan your surroundings. The player starts attacking you.
  Check my inventory for lava. You always need to be safe!... Right?!

You kill the player, and win the game!

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