Can you walk?

  Walk? I haven't even sat on a horse
  Yeah, but only on a lunge line
  Yes, I'm not confident though
  Yes! Easy

can you trot?

  I cant walk, how do you expect me to trot?
  Yes, I cant rise though
  Yes! On a lunge line 😂
  Yes! It's easy

Can you canter

  I'm gonna stop cos I cant even walk
  I can, on a lunge line
  Yes, I even get the horse on the bit!
  Duh

Have you galloped

  Ofc! I'm a jockey!
  Yasss, I feel like a real cowboy!
  Yes, I feel free!
  I cant even walk, ok?!

Do you jump?

  Every second, minute, hour,day,week,month,year!
  Max 0.50cm
  Max 0.65
  Max 0.75
  Max 90cm
  I can jump higher than that!

Do you know about lead changes?

  I'm a dressage rider, yes
  What?
  I know what they are but cant tell if they are wrong
  How do they work, the horse is skipping, right?

Can you sit bucking?

  Sit what?
  Only small
  Any! Throw 'em at meh!
  I'm used to it

What do you do if your horse naps?

  What?
  Be firm! Crop shoulder and take him round again in trot
  SHOUT, YELL, SCREAM, SMACK WITH A JUMPING CROP!
  Get off, it's to scary

How many times have you fallen off?

  Never! I'm to good!
  Only once
  5+
  10+
  Too many to count!

how long have you been riding for?

  Err, since yesterday
  A few months now
  1 year
  2-4years
  5-10 years
  ALL MY LIFE!

What's your stable management like?

  My what?
  Amazing! I have mucked out 5 times today!
  Good! Not my best though
  I get told I'm brilliant!!
  I won 5 rossetes for it!