What happens if you use bonemeal on a rose bush?

  It becomes 3 blocks tall
  It turns back into a rose
  It drops another rose bush out of itself
  It drops as a scrambled egg

If you name a sheep (with a Name Tag) jeb_ what would happen?

  It would become multi coloured
  It would start breakdancing
  It would turn upside down
  It would have a face which looks like Jeb and a sheep mixed
  It would have a Scrambled Egg on its back

Can the title screen for Minecraft appear as Minceraft? *look at the spelling carefully*

  Always OF COURSE!
  Frequently
  Sometimes...
  VERY rarely
  Never.
  OMG THE TITLE IS OBVIOUSLY EGGCRAFT!!!!!

What happens if flowing lava touches still water?

  It turns into obsidian
  It turns into smooth stone
  It turns into cobblestone
  It turns into a Super Scrambled Egg

What is the writing in an Enchantment Table called?

  Normal Galaxy Alphabet
  Standard Galaxy Alphabet
  Normal Galactic Alphabet
  Standard Galactic Alphabet
  My Little Scrambled Eggie's Alphabet

Which of these saying trophies/achievements exist?

  When Pigs Fly
  Turn Over a New Leaf
  Once in a blue moon
  Egg on your face

How do you get potions to be stronger?

  You add redstone
  You add glowstone
  You add sugar
  You add gunpowder
  You add mini scrambled eggs

How much XP does the Wither Boss drop?

  50
  100
  300
  1000
  10001
  It isn't XP that drops, what drops is a 1000000 Scrambled Eggs

Who is a 'mini boss' in Minecraft?

  Illagers *look at the spelling carefully again*
  Guardians
  Endermen and Wither Skeletons
  Scrambled Eggs (scary, isn't it!)
  Supercharged Creepers...ssssss...BOOM!