If your friends didn't laugh at one of your jokes, what do you do?

  Tell them another joke.
  Walk away crying.
  Just stand there staring.
  Laugh at your own joke.
  Try to explain the joke without too much detail.

If someone tells you you're a jerk, what do you do?

  Call them a jerk back.
  Say "Yes, I'm a Junior Educated Rich Kid!"
  Say "Okay..." *Smile*
  Just walk away.
  Go on and on about DanTDM.

If someone talks about something you don't know about, how do you change the subject?

  Say "Can you talk about something NORMAL now?"
  Walk away saying you'll never be back, but come back 5 minutes later.
  Tell them a funny thing about something else.
  Say one of the longest words in history.
  Talk about DanTDM or LDShadowLady or SmallishBeans or Yammyxox or stampy cat.

Do you like this picture?

  AH! SCARY!
  Yes.
  No.
  He reminds me of Mr Cheese.
  Sure...
  Why this picture?

Do you like this guy? (P.S. His name is Joe.)

  Yes.
  What is that?
  Maybe.
  No.
  Why is his name Joe?

Are these guys cute?

  Nope.
  Yes.
  They're dogs! Of course they are!
  Why are they sitting together?
  What's that?

What is your favorite out of these things?

  Goats.
  Cheese.
  Waffles.
  People.
  Goatz.
  Cheez
  Wafflez.
  All of the above.

What do you think you are?

  Funny.
  Weird.
  Scary.
  Boring.

What do you hope you are?

  Funny.
  Weird.
  Scary.
  Boring.