What is your Favorite Snack

  Chips
  Peanut Butter Sandwich with Ramen Broth
  HUMAN!!!
  Roasted Almonds
  Veggie Tray
  Yogurt Raisins
  Mine isn't one of these answer choices

Do You Smoke?

  No
  Yes
  Maybe...
  On the weekend
  Is it weed?

Have you been arrested

  Yes!
  No! I'm not a criminal
  What kind of question is that?!

Did you go to college

  I'm even close to college!
  Yes!
  No!

What is television to you

  Awesomeness
  Bordem
  I don't really watch T.V.
  I don't own a T.V.

Are you a vegetarian

  Yes
  No

Are You Stingy

  Well, the mailbox is mine
  No, I don't know what that means
  No
  Yes

Do You like memes

  What is a meme?
  Yes!!!!
  I only like cat memes
  DAT BOI!!!!!!
  No

What is iFunny

  An app
  An app for memes
  Your mom

What type of music do you like

  Heavy Metal
  Classical
  New Country
  Hard Rock
  Outlaw Country
  Hip Hop
  Rap
  Grunge
  Mine is not an answer choice