Do you like fish?

  Love em
  Hate em
  I only eat fish
  Fish is bae

Do fish like you?

  No, they are humanist
  No
  I have a secret war with fish.
  Fish try to kill me when I swim.
  _

Should potatoes govern our districts from now on?

  Yes, they show us that the world can be a better place.
  Spuds
  NO, THEY ARE RACIST, AND SEXIST SOB'S
  green bean casserole

How old is my first toenail

  14 minutes old
  6,000 years old
  Lionel Messi
  The color green

What is the square root of a circles circumference minus the foods uncle's cousin's dog's best friend's stuffed monkey on a cold Tuesday night in the hot blistering summer?

  Summa lumma
  Pi subtracted by my fish tank
  On Tuesday I have stuff to do.
  Not possible

What is my social security number?

  123456789
  432587352
  Odell Beckham Sr
  Doggo

Who created AfG?

  Me
  Michael
  You mother's father's grandson/granddaughter
  No

Who is the best rapper

  Kanye West
  Nicki Minaj
  Tupac Shakur
  Michael Jackson
  Altair ibn la Ahad
  The color purple

Red Rocket yum

  3
  1
  14
  Doggy

Last question, do I look like Zac Efron?

  Yes
  Totally
  Absolutely
  You are Zac Efron!