What is your best trait

  Why are you being such a creep?
  Sleeping
  Eating
  Pooing
  NNNOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
  ha, good qualities nice one
  Making crappy tests to waste time
  Completing crappy tests to waste time
  Not doing work until three days after a year after it was due

Do you know a kevin

  Luckily no
  ... don't remind me
  THE HORROR
  Love that guy/girl/stuff you and your political correctness
  I am Kevin
  No really i am called Kevin
  I bear the title of Kevin
  Eye bair deh tilte of K... *pukes after eating crayons*
  WTH has this got to do with super powers?

What would you want your power to be

  Super speed
  Super strength
  Super sleeping (coma)
  Super Superness
  OP-ness
  Being able to do anything
  Being Kevin
  I ran out of options
  All of the above

What is this answer worth

  1
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  9

Do you like pizza

  When i touch water i get tingly feelings
  This answer is rigged so that you can't get 95% or more
  Why are those things out of order
  Dun Dun DUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!
  or is it?

Why are you still here

  I dunno
  *Philosophical answer*
  *Try hard philosophical answer*
  I still don't know
  why are you asking
  It is obviously because you are amazing
  Don't worry babe i am not cheating on you
  Soz i was on the phone, what are the options
  Could you repeat those for me

What is your favourite sport

  Sockah
  Feudbawl
  Cwiked
  BassBeul
  Music
  Those guys above are pansies aren't they
  STOP BEING A BULLY
  E Sports
  They are sports stop looking at me like that

What is 1+1

  1
  2 (Why you gotta be no fun)
  4
  Window
  Windows 7
  Windows 10
  XP
  Vista
  95

This is the final question

  No it's not there is another one below this
  Ok
  sure
  whatever
  i dont care
  finish this already
  what were we doing
  Lying bastard
  YAY FINALLY

Did u enjoy this test

  yes
  no
  maybe
  *choking noises
  *hanging noises
  *swinging noises
  *shouting
  *spasming
  a) 299 792 458 m/s