Are you a liar?

  Yes
  No
  Um... no
  Of course not, why are you even asking me that?

No, but really, do you tell lies?

  Yes, all the time
  No
  Yes, but I'm lying

Have you ever lied to a cop?

  Yes
  No
  Maybe, not saying

How often do you lie to your parents?

  All the time
  Never
  Sometimes

Have you ever lied to a teacher?

  Yes
  No

Are you bored by this test?

  No, I love it and I'm lying
  No
  Yes

Have you ever lied to a bf/gf?

  Yes
  No

Have you ever thought about being a politician?

  No
  Yes

Did you lie on this test?

  Yes
  No
  Maybe
  IDK