You spawn.
Whats the first thing you do?

  Kill everything
  Collect wood

You've finished doing whatever you did before.
What do you do now?

  KEEP KILLING!
  Build a house, then go mining
  THIS STUPID STONE WON'T CHOP! Wait what?
  Chop trees
  I don't really care...

Its getting dark.

  I'M STILL KILLING!! YAY!
  Come up from mining and kill some sheep
  Why can't I get this diamond?
  Build a house
  I STILL DON'T CARE!

The monsters are spawning!

  KILL KILL KILL!
  Kill 'em then go to bed in my awesome temporary home
  I'm still trying to mine but this skeleton won't leave me alone!
  Go to bed in my home
  I...dont...care.

its getting day, but a creeper exploded a hole in the side of your house.
you...

  I don't have a house so... KILL KILL KILL! wait its already dead...
  Patch up the hole and kill any monsters that got inside
  I'm still in that cave
  Patch up the hole
  I. DONT. CAREEEEEE

Still enjoying the quiz?

  KILL KILL KILL!
  Yup
  Im confused... is this part of Minecraft?
  Sure
  No

You need food.

  KILLLLLLLLLLL
  Kill some animals then make a furnace to cook the meat in.
  *dies*
  Kill some animals and eat as soon as the animal is dead.
  *sings* I really don't careee

You are getting bored, you:

  WHO COULD GET BORED OF KILLING ANIMALS?
  Disconnect. you've been on for a few hours anyway.
  I disconnected a while ago cause i died
  Leave the game and make a new world
  I haven't been enjoying myself, so... leave.

Are you sad to go?

  Nope
  A little
  I WANTED THAT BLOCK!
  Yes
  Not at all. i hated this quiz