So you are walking along, when all of a sudden, a giant portal shows up in the sky! What do you do?

  Stand there like a frozen Starflight stalagmite.
  RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!
  Hide behind cover and watch what happens.

So let's say you run, but when you look back at the portal you see mobs falling from the sky. What now?

  I stop and watch all the mobs fall out.
  A creeper comes after me so I run.
  Run to the bookstore of library and get a Minecraft book real quick.

Then our world starts to turn to blocks and we do too! What do you do now?

  Keep running! (almost out of breath though) :(
  Grab the lamp, put the oil inside, and light it. (Amnesia reference) :)
  Break a tree, make a crafting table, then make a wimpy wooden sword. (you don't have diamonds) :(

Then, by fate, it snows. What do you do know?

  Shelter under poor Glory's wing. (she's a dragon)
  Keep wandering and stuff with Glory.
  Make a dirt hut for you and Glory. (how did you make friends with a rainwing queen, anyway?)

Then (da da dan) you see the ENDER DRAGON! What do you do?

  Watch it destroy your hut.
  Tell Glory to shoot magic death spit at him.
  Fight with Glory so you can both take him down.
  Run away because you have a wooden sword.

Then you see something that does NOT look like it's from Minecraft. What do YOU think it is?

  Grunt from Amnesia The Dark Descent.
  Brute from Amnesia The Dark Descent.
  Master chief.
  A deathclaw from Fallout. (uh-oh)

Okay well whatever it is what do you do!!!!???

  Grab a chair and smash his his face.
  Try to make friends with it.
  Attack it.
  Tell Glory to shoot her magic death spit on it.

Okay bad idea; it WAS Brute from Amnesia The Dark Descent! What do you do now?

  RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!
  Get on Glory's back and ride her.
  Watch Firestar launch himself at him and watch the Brute get ripped to shreds.

Then you run away with Glory and Firestar the Thunderclan leader, but then you see THE WITHER STORM! What will you do!?!?!?! (minecraft story mode reference)

  Hide and whimper.
  With all you friends, kill the giant thing.
  Use a cheat code to despawn it.
  Sing "Watch me whip/nae nae" and it dies because the song is ugly.
  RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!

Now you're hungry. What do you find for food?

  I make the other members of my group hunt for me.
  I BAKE COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!
  I hunt animals with Glory and Firestar.
  I hunt in trees for apples.

Now you need a permanent house. What is it made out of?

  I look around for a cave.
  I make a nice house of dirt.
  I'd rather not talk about it because I played Amnesia.
  A deathclaw from Fallout.
  We made a treehouse!

Last question: How long do you think you could survive in Minecraft?

  One day.
  A week.
  A month.
  Half of the year.
  A year.
  The rest of my life.