First off, I need to know if you have a cat. Do you have a cat?

  Yes. I love cats!
  No, but I really want one!
  What is a cat?!
  I HATE CATS!!! (me: I hate you!... JK!!)

Now, how many do you have?

  I have 1
  I have 2
  I have 3 or more
  What is a cat???

What kind of cat do you have?

  Siamese
  Scottish Fold
  Maine Coon Cat
  What.Is.A.Cat????
  Oriental Shorthair
  Colorpoint Shorthair
  Egyptian Mau
  Other
  I don't know

If your cat has diarrhea for more than 24 hours, what do you do?

  Feed him Cooked hamburger meat and boiled rice
  Feed him a hard boiled egg
  Feed him Uncooked tuna
  If you don't tell me...
  Feed him Raw salmon

What is the housecat's cat's genus and species?

  Feline Domesticus
  What does genus and species mean?
  Felis Domesticus
  WHAT.DO.YOU.MEAN?
  Felis catus

Your cat eats come Yew, a poisoness plant, what do you do?

  Feed him fresh tuna and milk with rice
  Rinse his mouth with warm water
  Call poison controll or, the vet
  TASTE TEST FOXGLOVE FOR YOUR CAT!

How do you approach a cat... like a normal person?

  WITH A BAZOOKA!!!! (me: MEANIE!!)
  Calling out random names 'till the cat pays attention
  Walking slowly then......POUNCE!!!!!
  Could you kindly tell me what a cat is?
  Walking sofly and talking gently

This is not factual, but do you like Warrior cats?

  YES! I come up with new ones, and take every Warrior test!
  Eh. They're okay.
  NO!! I hate cats #:(
  I GIVE!!!!
  I would DIE for warriors I love them so much!
  Are there knights in shining armour, too?

Thank you for taking my test! If you could be any animal what would it be? Only 1 won't count

  Cat (duh!)
  Dog
  Amphibian
  Ohhhhhh! I know what a cat is! What is an animal?
  Any winged animal
  A reptile
  A cute 'n' cuddly rodent
  Sea swimm'n sea creature