What do you say when you see a stray cat in your yard?

  Where's my gun?
  Aww! Can I go pet it?
  Oh no! Poor thing! Come here!
  I found dinner!
  Oh look, a cat!
  *ignores*

If you could have a cat, what would it look like?

  Whichever cat shows that it wants me the most
  That poor little sad one
  The one that is the prettiest
  Why would I ever get a cat?
  The kitten!
  An average cat. Just whatever stands out

Ever heard of funny cat videos?

  Nope
  Ive heard of them, just never really cared
  I hate them! Poor little kittens can get hurt!!!
  Yes, I watch them frequently.
  Why would I watch those stupid scraggly mangy things?
  Sometimes

On an average day, what would you describe a cat to be?

  Um, a cat?
  A tiny little ball of fluff!
  The theme of my life
  The opposite of a dog
  A gun target
  A stupid animal

Why do you have a cat?

  I don't.
  I would never get a cat for so many reasons!!!
  I wish I could get a cat....
  Because I got one for my birthday
  Because I like them?
  The poor thing was injured and didn't have a home.
  Because they are life!
  A mouse catcher
  In so lonely...

What would you do if you had to choose who lived, your cat, or a bully?

  My cat! It has done nothing wrong! The bully has...
  Stupid cat doesn't deserve to live!!!!
  The bully! It is a human being! The cat can be replaced, but no human can!

What do you feed your cat?

  Chives
  Cat food
  I cook a special dish for them
  Cat food, and sometimes leftover scraps!

How often do you play with your cat?

  Don't have one!
  Every day! I give them a fun life
  A lot
  Sometimes
  Let em get fat!!!
  I let my family play with him

Does your cat like you? (From what you can tell)

  My cat bloody hates me. :(
  My cat bloody hates me. >:D
  He's cool with me
  He loves me!!!
  I don't know?